oh my god my dad just went out to walk the dog and he must have got halfway down the street and then he just came back and I was like “what’s the matter” and he just said really quietly “i forgot the dog” and my dog was just siTTING BY THE DOORSTEP WITH HIS LEASH ON LOOKING REALLY SAD kOMFGYOD
Corgnelius is very excited about his b-day festivities tomorrow! (And yes, he’s wearing a birthday hat of a corgi wearing a birthday hat.)
me when i finally get a girlfriend.
I hope your girlfriend looks more thrilled than that, mate
Anonymous asked: How'd you and your boyfriend meet?
Oh hey there anon! .. We met online actually. On a site called Plenty Of Fish :)
Why do dogs go mental when they see another dog
I imagine that in their heads they’re like
THAT IS DOG
I AM DOG
DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG
(Source: too-stoned-to-remember)







